What Next??

Last 29year we were wrong.. . .. Yes very wrong

Mahaldheebe 1200bc

Dhivehi raahje 1900bc

Maldives 1950bc

Rep of Maldives 1965bc

Gayoomdeebiya 1978bc

still .. . . . .. .. . ???

Today is my Birthday

I consider birthdays to be pretty special. It is the one day of the year that should be "all about me".

Communication

The word Communication comes from Latin word for ‘To share’. Good communication is that it must be shared, or two way, to be effective. Other thing for communication is as much about listening and it is about speaking. Communication is effective when a concise and clear message is delivered well, received successfully, and understood fully.

Become more attractive...

Ingredients:

• a duck egg
• 1 flower ( red rose)
• 4 cups of water

Bring the water to a boil, while boiling add the duck egg and the rose petals while chanting the following chant:
Ugly duckling make me not
As I drink from this pot
The potion from this one duck’s egg
And the petals of the rose’s lag.
If the potion is for someone else, replace the word me with either him or her. Drink the potion once it cools, the effects should be immediate and continue on throughout the day.

The Size of ur Heart

It isn't the size of your house as such,
That matters so much at all,
It's the gentle hand and its loving touch,
That make it great or small.

The friends who come
and the hour they go,
When they from
your house depart,
Will judge you not by
the style you show,
But rather by the
size of your heart.

It isn't the size of your head so much,
And it isn't the wealth you've found,
What will make you happy is how you touch
The other lives all around.

For making money is not so hard,
But to live life well is an art.
How people love you and how they regard
Is all in the size of your heart!

Let's Save our Planet - Do Something Cool Today

You can't buy cool but you can get pretty close by paying for a Tonne of Cool with Global Cool...

When you give money to Global Cool, you are buying part of, one of or a number of Tonnes Of Cool for the Global Cool Foundation.
A Tonne Of Cool is a clever cocktail of environmental goodness that invests in energy reduction projects, alternative energy projects, allows you to spare the world at least one tonne of CO2 and helps us to put on more shows (carbon neutral of course) and make more programmes to make a bigger noise to get more people to do their bit to save the planet.
A Tonne of Cool is £20, and if you like things broken down, here's a breakdown.
The biggest chunk, £10, goes to high quality alternative energy and energy reduction projects and means that you spare the world at least a tonne of CO2 (and if we could all spare a tonne, we would slow global warming significantly).
£4 gets invested in alternative energy technology companies to speed up the uptake of solar, wave, wind and biomass-generated power. Any long-term profit funds Global Cool's long-term work because you can't save a planet in a couple of months.
£3 goes to Global Cool Productions Ltd which allows our production people to put on more carbon-neutral shows and make more programmes to create a bigger noise to turn more people into planet-savers.
£2 goes to other clever climate change charities and campaigns. We all live on the same planet, it doesn't matter who saves it and the more people who shake a stick, the bigger the stick.
£1 is an administration cost which isn't interesting but needs to be there.
And if you sign a Gift Aid declaration, your donation gets bumped up by 28% which means you do 28% more planet-saving which is a good thing.
Donate Now

Don't Say this infront of ur Kids

*1st Scene ....

Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their
little son.
Daddy: Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy: What?? You Bastard!
Son: Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son: Oh I see!

*2nd Scene...

Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the words 'breasts' and ‘penises’...
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son: Mommy, what are breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to
say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son: Oh I see!

*3rd Scene...

Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
cut himself and screams...
Daddy: Oh SHIT!!
Son: Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
say...
Daddy: It means shaving cream, son.
Son: Oh I see!!

*4th Scene..

Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the
stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy: Oh! Fuck!
Son: Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: It means stuffing, son
Son: Oh I see!!

*5th Scene...

It's Christmas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at
the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!! !!!!!

Women superior??

Today in English my teacher made a bold statement. He was trying to teach us that in order to “grab the readers attention” you had to make a controversial thesis statement. So for an example, he wrote on the board:

“Women are far more superior to men.”

Now I don’t know if he was doing this to taunt the men in the room, or to give the crazy bitches in our class a small ounce of pride, but whatever the reason my teacher thought it appropriate to write this statement (which he later said he believed in) it really got me thinking. And I have decided that people think women are far more “superior,” where the real word they are looking for is “ridiculously obnoxious to the extent of death.”

The only reason that anyone would ever get the slightest thought that women are “superior” to men is if they first believed that women are smarter than men. This is also a completely false statement dished out by the government to boost that constantly falling self-esteems of women. The real reason people think that women are smarter and more “superior” to men is that fact that we don’t care.

If you were to look at a girl’s AIM profile right now, you would see something like

“Birthday- 248 dayzz!!!”

And if you were to look at a guy’s profile, you would see:

“Birthday- Who the hell cares”

and they would be 100% right! No one cares when your birthday is. Do you honestly think that everyone you know is sitting at home, glancing at their calendar, waiting for your birthday? Of course not, and guys have accepted this, and have decided to forget their birthday overall.

The Best Card Trick

I am Gossip . . .

My name is Gossip.
I have no respect for justice.
I break hearts and ruin lives.
I am cunning, malicious and gather strength with age.
The more I am quoted, the more I am believed.
I flourish at every level of society.
My victims are helpless.
They cannot protect themselves against me because I have no name and no face.
To track me down is impossible.
The harder you try, the more elusive I become.
I am nobody's friend.
Once I tarnish a reputation, it is never the same.
I topple governments and wreck marriages.
I ruin careers and cause sleepless nights, heartaches and indigestion.
I spawn suspicion and generate grief.
I make innocent people cry in their pillows. Even my name hisses.
I am called GOSSIP. Office gossip- Shop gossip- Party gossip- Telephone gossip.
I make headlines and headaches.
REMEMBER, you repeat a story, ask yourself: is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary??
If not, do not repeat it. KEEP QUIET.

GREAT minds discuss ideas.. Average minds discuss events.. Shallow minds discuss people.. Which are you . . . ?