Women superior??

Today in English my teacher made a bold statement. He was trying to teach us that in order to “grab the readers attention” you had to make a controversial thesis statement. So for an example, he wrote on the board:

“Women are far more superior to men.”

Now I don’t know if he was doing this to taunt the men in the room, or to give the crazy bitches in our class a small ounce of pride, but whatever the reason my teacher thought it appropriate to write this statement (which he later said he believed in) it really got me thinking. And I have decided that people think women are far more “superior,” where the real word they are looking for is “ridiculously obnoxious to the extent of death.”

The only reason that anyone would ever get the slightest thought that women are “superior” to men is if they first believed that women are smarter than men. This is also a completely false statement dished out by the government to boost that constantly falling self-esteems of women. The real reason people think that women are smarter and more “superior” to men is that fact that we don’t care.

If you were to look at a girl’s AIM profile right now, you would see something like

“Birthday- 248 dayzz!!!”

And if you were to look at a guy’s profile, you would see:

“Birthday- Who the hell cares”

and they would be 100% right! No one cares when your birthday is. Do you honestly think that everyone you know is sitting at home, glancing at their calendar, waiting for your birthday? Of course not, and guys have accepted this, and have decided to forget their birthday overall.